Actual transcript of someone (not me) having fun with a poor newbie who thinks hes being hacked...

Round I:

[19:29] (ERRORFROZ)i think i am getting hacked. my modem lights are flashing...
[19:30] (SIRGOBLIN)ErrorFroz: see all the cables behind your computer, rip them all out and you'll be fine
[19:31] (ERRORFROZ)but wont that make my computer shut down?
[19:31] (SIRGOBLIN)nope
[19:31] (ERRORFROZ)what are they for?
[19:31] (SIRGOBLIN)the modem
[19:31] (PISSEDOFF)omg ... heh ...
[19:32] (ERRORFROZ)but i had them back there before i was on the internet
[19:32] (BAUGNESH)one good way to check for hackers is to goto run on start menu, click it and type winipcfg, then click release all and you'll get a text log of folks on your pc
[19:32] (SIRGOBLIN)they're not used for anything, just see yourself
[19:32] (SIRGOBLIN)yeah, that works too
[19:32] (ERRORFROZ)start then what?
[19:32] (BAUGNESH)then click run
[19:32] (URIDIUM)omg ERROR im getting the same shit !
[19:33] (BAUGNESH)and type winipcfg then hit enter
[19:33] (BAUGNESH)then click release all, it rights a text log
[19:33] (ERRORFROZ)it shows my ip addres and stuff
[19:34] (URIDIUM)say my lights are flashing , am i getting hacked ?
[19:34] (URIDIUM)i must be getting hacked alot then
[19:34] (OFCR_BORG)ErrorFroz: click release all now
[19:34] (URIDIUM)if im getting hacked can i still be on this channel ?
[19:34] (ERRORFROZ)release all?
[19:35] (BAUGNESH)to right a log file, didnt you read what i said, it shows whos on your internet connection and using your ip
[19:35] (SIRGOBLIN)ErrorFroz: yeah
[19:36] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
[19:36] (BAUGNESH)heheh
[19:36] (OFCR_BORG)HAHA
[19:36] (BAUGNESH)=)
[19:36] (SIRGOBLIN)heh
[19:36] (SIRGOBLIN)bye :P
[19:36] (OFCR_BORG)i hope someone logged that
[19:36] (PISSEDOFF)... i almost feel sorry for him ...

Round II:

[19:36] *** Joins: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40)
[19:37] (ERRORFROZ)why did i disconnect?
[19:38] (ERRORFROZ)did that reset my modem so that hackers can't get me?
[19:38] (SIRGOBLIN)ErrorFroz: no, I think they fucked up your connection
[19:38] (SIRGOBLIN)the hackers
[19:38] (ERRORFROZ)but how do i stop them?
[19:39] (URIDIUM)heheh dont tell anyone , but im the one hacking Error Froz
[19:39] (ERRORFROZ)uridium why are you doing it?
[19:39] (PISSEDOFF)heh .... as if you have to ... the blinking lights = standard irc chat ...
[19:39] (PISSEDOFF)enough fucking with the poor guy ...
[19:39] (URIDIUM)doing what ?
[19:39] (SIRGOBLIN)Pissedoff: what the hella re you talking about?
[19:40] (ERRORFROZ)its normal for my modem lights to flash?
[19:40] (PISSEDOFF)your modem is sending/recieving text
[19:40] (PISSEDOFF)very normal.
[19:40] (ERRORFROZ)ok thanks becuase usually flashing lights means something bad
[19:41] (URIDIUM)i bet Error is relieved !
[19:41] (URIDIUM)yo Error , to be safe , press crtl alt del 2 times , just so you know your safe
[19:41] (ERRORFROZ)on my keyboard?
[19:41] (URIDIUM)yeah
[19:42] (SIRGOBLIN)ErrorFroz: No, it's not good if the lights flash a lot
[19:42] (URIDIUM)hehheeh
[19:42] (BAUGNESH)sshh dont tell him
[19:42] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
[19:42] <`werd> LOL
[19:42] (URIDIUM)HAAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAA !!!!
[19:43] (SIRGOBLIN)haha

Round III:

[19:45] *** Joins: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40)
[19:46] (URIDIUM)hello error
[19:46] (ERRORFROZ)was that suppose to turn off my computer?
[19:46] (URIDIUM)lol no you did it wrong
[19:46] (ERRORFROZ)i press ctrl alt del twice
[19:46] (URIDIUM)try again
[19:46] (URIDIUM)ctrl alt delet
[19:46] (BAUGNESH)you have to do it twice FAST
[19:46] (ERRORFROZ)and it disconnected
[19:46] (URIDIUM)on your keyboard
[19:46] (URIDIUM)yes
[19:46] (ERRORFROZ)rebooted
[19:46] (URIDIUM)cuz you did it wrong
[19:46] (ERRORFROZ)i have to do it really fast?
[19:47] (URIDIUM)yes
[19:47] (BLADE|UK)i take it ErrorFroz is a TOTAL newbie
[19:47] (URIDIUM)very fast
[19:47] (ERRORFROZ)ok becuase i done it slow let me try again
[19:47] (BAUGNESH)yeah do it too slow it messes up
[19:47] (BLADE|UK)what is error trying to do??
[19:48] (BAUGNESH)make his modem lights stop flashing
[19:48] (BLADE|UK)ah, thatll be a restart then
[19:48] *** Quits: ErrorFroz (~i4u2nv@192.139.219.40) (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
[19:48] (BLADE|UK)looks like he did it
[19:48] (BAUGNESH)jeap
[19:48] (URIDIUM)Bahahahaahahaahaha
[19:48] (BAUGNESH)3 times now