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Assistant supervisor
High ground
Ill health
Nothing much
Federal budget
Random order
Small fortune
Wedded bliss
Legal brief
Steel wool
Public school education
Accurate horoscope
Real potential
Civil War
Job security
State worker
Half dead
Legally drunk
Exact estimate
Completely unfinished
New tradition
Act naturally
Found missing
Art student
Original copy
Resident alien
Genuine imitation
Airline food
Dry wine
Good grief
Government organization
Uninvited guest
Highly depressed
Final version
Sanitary landfill
Alone together
Small crowd
Live recording
Business ethics
Soft rock
Easy payments
Dry lake |
Clearly misunderstood
Initial results
Holy war
Peace force
Home office
Extinct life
Plastic glasses
Terribly pleased
Computer security
Political science
Tight slacks
Definite maybe
Pretty ugly
Rap music
Working vacation
Religious tolerance
IBM compatible
Microsoft Works
Athletic scholarship
Congressional ethics
Pretty ugly
Even odds
Great Depression
Terribly nice
Freezer burn
Journalistic integrity
Jumbo shrimp
Monopoly
Political promise
Religious intolerance
Same difference
Second best
Accordion music
Alone together
Dress pants
Work party
Military intelligence
Standard options
Sweet sorrow
Passive aggression
Free love
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Some people say that
I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface.
On
one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.
The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.
Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.
Prejudiced people are all alike.
What is the
probability that something will happen according to the odds?
Evil isn't all bad.
I'm still not sure if I
understand ambiguity.
Always be on the lookout for
conspicuousness.
There's no such thing as
nonexistence.
Cooperation can only be reached if we
work together.
As far as I'm concerned, treachery will
sometimes bring loyalty into question.
He doesn't have
much of a reputation or so I've heard.
I disagree with
unanimity.
I have my doubts about disbelief.
Avoid alliteration...always.
Prepositions are
not words to end sentences with.
One should never
generalize.
Avoid cliches like the plague.
Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
Profanity sucks.
I have a twin brother; he's
identical, but I'm not.
Exaggeration is a billion
times worse than understatement.
Death to all
fanatics!
An oral contract isn't worth the paper its
written on.
If we do not succeed, we run the risk of
failure.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!
I always wanted to be a procrastinator!
Rehab
is for quitters!
The shortest distance between two
points is how far apart they are.
Don't be redundant
by repeating yourself.
Grammar has gots to be one of
the most importantest things ever?
My identity lies in
not knowing who I am.
I am becoming increasingly
worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life.
I
have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me
paranoid.
Free advice is worth what you paid for it.
Entropy just isn't what it used to be.
I keep
telling myself that I am a pathological liar, but I am not
sure if I believe it.
There are only three kinds of
people; people who can count and people who can't.
Reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but I don't
believe in dragons.
Life is full of uncertainties...or
I could be wrong about that?
Not only am I redundant
and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than
necessary.
Always remember you're unique...just like
everyone else!
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